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warpedlamp:

When a plan goes off without a hitch when it shouldn’t have worked at all.

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gnarly:

Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep

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ooh-bite-me:

when your mom walks up behind you while you’re blogging

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janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

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